Big Dilemma Here!
Ok watching Idol last night really got me thinking (yes I watch Idol, deal). I feel like I’m a pretty multi-talented person. I sincerely feel like I can do a lot of things well but I think the one thing I can’t do is sing. Now don’t get me wrong your boy can carry a tune…BUMP THAT I CAN SING!!! No I can’t. The weird thing about it is that people tell me I look like I can sing (I know, I know the people always tell me thing). I kinda feel like God is playing with my emotions. I mean he gave me the moves. Ohhh yes your boy is light on his feet. You know how hard it is to be able to get these long lims moving all in the same direction on BEAT. It’s a skill, a skill few big men have. I mean you saw the East’s attempt at choreography at All-Star weekend…I’m a man among boys in this category. I’m blessed. I think the big man upstairs just may have forgotten to give me the voice. I honestly think it was an oversight. I mean even God has an off day, right? I mean ‘78 was a great year. I think about it. I Kobe Bryant, Ashton Kutcher, OchoCinco, ME…it was a busy year!! So I’m trying figure how to go about telling him he forgot something. He should understand don’t you think? I mean he is the all powerful Oz. I wonder how he takes criticsm? I’ll let you know how it goes. Seacrest out. :-/
