Pimps Up… Blogs Down

If you’re looking to sell your car there are many companies that advertise their services. Companies work long and hard to come up will all types of fancy smancy advertising schemes but I think when I’m ready to sell my car I’m going to go with this guy. I came across this innovative ad campaign around the corner from my house. I mean look at the Cash For Cars penmanship…as it tales off to the end and written on a perfectly cut piece of wood. Now if this isn’t a guy you can trust I don’t know who is… I’m calling today!!!!

I think we all come to a point in our lives where he look back and can pinpoint the exact moment we decided to make a change. It may be deciding to quit smoking or applying our selves a little more. I think for six foot one, Andy Smith of Pittsburgh State, November 11th 2009 will be a day he looks back on and says to himself, “yeah when SIX EIGHT Marcus Morris dunked on me so hard his private parts were in my face I decided basketball wasn’t for me…that was it…that was it.”

I have to start by saying one of my favorite past times on the weekends is eating popcorn. The only problem with this is that the only way I can get the type popcorn I really want is to go see a movie. I think it’s racial…ha ha. So this past weekend, to get some popcorn, I went to see the much anticipated new movie Precious at Landmark movie theatre in LA.

One of the main things I love about going to the movies is to ease drop. *to the tune of Head Bussa* I don’t know about you but I’mma Ease Dropper. …especially at a movie like Precious, which brings very drastic points of view from people based on what they have heard or read about the film. One couple was saying they heard it was the film of the year, another couple was saying they just knew they were going to cry and one douche bag (can’t believe I used that phrase) was trying to showoff to his date and tell her how he spent years on the inner city streets of Chicago where he helped many of a kid like Precious. Word Son? I’m sorry, your trendy outfit and you complaining about how valet was full, so its ridiculous the WALK you had to take from the garage, really doesn’t add up to me…but that’s just me, I’m just the Ease Dropper. I don’t know about you but I’m an Ease Dropper (I just had to sing it again).

Anyway, so we are nearing the climax of the movie and things are getting out of control!!

Sidebar: If you haven’t seen the movie I won’t give it away, but I will just say, where did the second UNBROKEN TV come from (that’s just me, I’m big on detail)?

We are just about to hit the climax, of the movie that is, and BOOM!!!! Yes there was a boom…movie screen goes blank. read more »

I may as well say it before you think it. ha ha. Check me out in Murs’s video Yesterday & Today

Original Post Date: May 1st, 2009

I’m not even sure where to start…As most of you know I’ve been talking about going to Panama since my conception. Ok that’s a little dramatic, maybe not that long but at least since January. Ha ha. …And what happened in Panama I have to say never happened to me before on vacation EVER!!!

Lets get right to it. I landed in Panama and I was just sick. Not sick like this is crazy to finally be here but actually my throat closed up, I can’t eat, talk or drink. I was literally sick!!!!!!! At first, I just thought it was a sore throat so the first night I fought through it like when Oscar was getting his butt toasted by Pacquio. But just like Oscar the beating could only go on but for so long. So I came to the conclusion that I needed to go to the hospital. Which then lead me to be like damn I need to find a hospital!! This probably would have been really easy if I could speak Spanish in full sentences… Thank God for the internet I found a Johns Hopkins hospital in Punta Pacifica. Ok now it was time to get my self together and get over to Punta Pacifica. WAIT where the hell is Punta Pacifica??? Is it right across the street, is it a suburb, do I have to take a plane then a boat and once I get off the boat ask for a man named Jose with a glass I who only walks with a limp on Thursdays? I don’t know!!! So I run down stairs (I was sick so it wasn’t a real run) to ask our welcoming/kind concierges, who was more than willing to explain to me how to get there… in SPANISH. At this point, I realized derechoa and izquierda weren’t going to be enough to get me there. read more »

Original Post Date: September 29, 2008

Wow in the words of the great philosopher Timbaland, ‚Äú…its been a long time, since I left you, with out a dope blog to laugh too.” Ok it didn’t quit go like that but just consider it the remix.

Dang, some much has been going on…where do I begin??!!! I sounded real valley girl-ish right there. Ok let me get my bearings, ‚ÄúShame on a nucca, who tried to run game on a nucca.” Ok I’m good now. Sometimes you gotta recite a Wu-Tang verse or two to get your manhood back…I digress. Anyway, so those who know me know from the past when I get quiet something is definitely up. So hopefully I’ll be able to confirm, soon, that what I have been working on is definitely a go by the end of next month if not before. So please keep checking in on me. One thing I can tell you about, is that one of my best friends Erin Jackson was on the Ellen Show and I was right there to watch her day-time television debut…and she was right there to watch me potentially get banned from the show for life!!! :-/ read more »